LUMPY GRAVY ORIGINAL GABOR CSUPO HOLLYWOOD BAR XL T-SHIRT FRANK ZAPPA DUCKMAN

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THIS IS AN ORIGINAL T-SHIRT FROM THE LUMPY GRAVY ART BISTRO & GALLERY THAT OPENED UP IN 1997 AND CLOSED IN 1999. IT WAS OWNED BY GABOR CSUPO THE OWNER OF THE ANNIMATION STUDIO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DUCKMAN TV SHOW THAT HAD A LOT OF ZAPPA MUSIC IN IT PLUS OTHER SHOWS LIKE RUGRATS AND AAAH! REAL MONSTERS. HE KNEW ZAPPA AND THIS PLACE LOCATED AT 7311 BEVERLY BLVD IN LOS ANGELES WAS BASICALLY DOWN THE HOLLYWOOD HILL FROM FRANK'S HOUSE. THE SIZE IS XL AND I MEASURED AROUND 23 1/2 INCHES FROM ARM PIT TO ARM PIT AND 30 INCHES IN LENGTH.
IT'S EXTRA LARGE,
SO IF ANYBODY IN THE PAST YEAR HAS SCREAMED "HEY FAT BOY" TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION IT MIGHT FIT.
NOW IN THE CASE OF FEMALES 18 TO 40, WHO WEIGHT 160 LBS OR LESS AND HAVE NEVER BEEN FEATURED ON THE COVER AND / OR CENTERFOLD OF OINK MAGAZINE: IF AFTER PURCHASING THIS T-SHIRT YOU FEEL IT'S JUST TOO TIGHT AROUND THE CHEST: FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO'D LOVE TO MEET YOU. BUT HERE'S WHAT YEZ SHOULD DO: {1} PUT THE SHIRT ON. {2} POUR WATER ON THE FRONT. {3}TAKE A PHOTO. {4} NOW REMOVE THE SHIRT, STICK EM' OUT AND TAKE ANOTHER PHOTO. {5} THEN SEND ME THE PHOTOS AND I'LL TELL YA' IF YOU LOOK BETTER BETTER WEARING IT OR NOT. I'LL TELL YA THOUGH, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WOULD EVER GET FAT EATING THE STUFF THEY HAD ON THE MENU LIKE FROG BALLS SOUFFLE, EYE OF NEWT SOUP AND SMOKED GREEN HOCKER. MY GIRLFRIEND AND I USED TO GO IN THERE AROUND 1998 LATE IN THE AFTERNOON TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS BEFORE HITTING THE STRIP, BUT I WOULDN'T EAT ANYTHING THERE. I THINK THE NACHOS HAD GOAT CHEESE ON THEM OR SOMETHING. THEY HAD A BAR DOWNSTAIRS AND UPSTAIRS WAS THE DINING ROOM. THERE WAS ALL KINDS OF STRANGE ART ON THE WALLS, BASICALLY AN ART GALLERY THAT DECIDED TO SERVE DRINKS AND FOOD. I REMEMBER THERE WAS SOME GUY WHO WOULD COME IN THERE AND HANG AROUND AT THE BAR WHO TOLD US HE HAD KNOWN ZAPPA. FRANK HAD ALREADY BEEN DEAD FOR 4 YEARS THEN. DON'T KNOW WHO THE GUY WAS, BUT I REMEMBER HIM TELLING ME THAT THEY'D HAVE GARAGE SALES AT FRANK'S HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE AND THAT I SHOULD GO OVER THERE AND CHECK IT OUT. ANYWAY IT'S HAINES BEEFY T 100% PRESHRINK COTTON AND I DID WASH IT ONCE. AS FAR AS I KNOW NO ROACHES OR RATS HAD EVER MADE NESTS IN IT DURING IT'S STAY HERE IN MARYLAND, BUT WHAT'S EVEN MORE SURPRISING IT'S NEVER GOTTEN THE FAMOUS CRABS THAT MARYLAND IS KNOWN TO HAVE. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.
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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, STEVE VAI, WILD MAN FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS PLENTY OF OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.
WELL LARRY, SINCE YEZ OBVIOUSLY HAVE VERY LITTLE BETTER TO DO, WHY NOT ROLL RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY, YES TRY TO SQUEEZE YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE? SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE ADVISED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE!!!! FULL OF RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO PERHAPS YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LITTLE GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU GET STUCK, SO THAT I WON'T HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROWBAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?